No, I has enough potassiums.

I got cramp in my hamstring masturbating once

talk about a mood killer

Haha.. My toes cramp up sometimes, and sometimes in my 4th finger.

LOL. Doesn't surprise me that you'd start a thread like this.

I get plenty of cramps, it tends to happen when I've been in the same position for too long, or if i've been over-stretched (particularly in my legs) and then move. It tends to cramp up then.

I've also had, annoyingly it was more than once, where air has gotten trapped between his penis and my vagina somehow and then we've changed position and it has made a squeaky noise. Very, very embarrassing. Can't believe I've confessed that really. =)

I've sneezed repeatedly during sex and it killed the mood completely. I must've sneezed atleast 20 times.

^LMFAO
now that is a mood killer.

My feet cramp up... Sometimes my legs... Shit.

Vagina farts...

iFart.

I've had severe cramps in both legs while masturbating, but now I hold them in a different position and it's fine