Mum? Is that you?
Things you don't want to hear during sex
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Girls
-Him doing doggy style you hear a vibration. You hear him whisper that he's banging some hot chick.
Guys
-Her snoring.
Peace & Love -
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“Death is as casual-and often as unexpected-as birth. It is as difficult to define grief as joy. Each is finite. Each will fade.” -Jim Bishop
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Whats for tea?
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I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.[CENTER]To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?[/CENTER]
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^^^ lol
wtf, it feels funny.
Peace & Love -
i need to take a shit
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"Why is it bleeding?!?!?!?"
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