at the moment - getting caught by my parents or someone else in my family

AH!!!!!! XD!!!!! That's horrifying!

I think STD, getting the girl preggo, or the whole incident being taped and something embarrassing happens and everyone sees it XD

getting head, then during the process something startles her and she accidently bites down....go ahead, squeal...

um
-not feel anything
-std
-getting pregnant
-or having my dog bust through the door while giving dome. I have a very unstable door and she just head butts it open. that would scare the shit out of me and more then likely cause me to bite down.

Something scares me, I turn to look and I break my dick.

Getting a serious STD

Either getting an STD, or being embarrassed in some way.
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Been there, done that, extremely embarrasing!! I wish i'd died, if you have sex in your house always do it in your room with a locked door!

Try this one on for size
Been with a girl for months, possibly years.
Pull down her panties, BAM theres some huge ass 10 inch dick staring you in the face.

lol, omg some of these are hilarious... well, getting caught. I don't have any STDS neither does my girl.. (blood tests)
also pregnancy. (wont happen for another 3 years)

getting pregnant, farting, not getting wet and hurting... (none happened to me though)

Ooh I got another one!

I go to this distant family get together and hook up with this hottie in the coat room. We come out sweating and exhausted and my mom comes over to me and says- Oh I see you've met your cousin.

Pulling a very convincing drag queen probably, which nearly happened to my friend. Another one was a mate of mine who is gay, saying to me at 3am when the club closed "yeh I'll see u guys tomorrow" and going off with some guy who was twice as wide as he was tall, he arrived at halls the next day as I was leaving for a lecture, he looked white as a sheet and when asked he said "I don't wanna talk about it"...

Later on in the year I went to a house party with him, realising as I got there that there was only one woman out of the 50 - 100 people at the house and she was taken, all the other guys where gay. At 6am when the party ended I got grabbed by the scruff of the neck, thrown into a bathroom and had a guys mouth on mine before I could say what the buggery? I shoved him off and he locked the door, at which point I looked at him suggestively, gave him a bit of a snog whilst turning him round slightly, shoved him into the bath, unlocked and ran out of the room and slammed it shut behind it key in hand and locked him in. Got back home at 7am, hung over, unbuggered and in desperate need of a woman...

STD's

Std

STD
your picture
dick bitten
balls squeezed
dick squeezed till it pops

aids if some how my dick gets stucked into the girl and i had to have a surgery to get it out have a nice day

Not lasting long enough and being unable to please the girl.