the easiest way to commit suicide?

4stringplayer · Sep 3rd 2009, 8:01pm

dont tell me i have lots to live for. or i should live for my friends and family cuz tbh im doing this and nothing you say will stop me.
i want to know the quickest least painful way to sucessfully commit suicide

Reprisal · Sep 3rd 2009, 8:02pm

Quit being a pussy

Liam · Sep 3rd 2009, 8:03pm

You have lots to live for and you should live for your friends and family.

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But to answer your question, get a gun and shoot yourself in the head.

Skelator · Sep 3rd 2009, 9:02pm

nobodys gonna seriously tell you coz nobody wants you to do it

Bebop · Sep 3rd 2009, 9:51pm

Ok, so first you'll need a metal rod, about 1/4" - 1/2" in diameter, maybe one and a half, two feet long, about the length of your forearm. You'll want this rod to be very strong, so it doesn't bend or break halfway through the process. That will result in lots of pain.

With metal rod in tow, start with your palm flat against your wrist (as though you were pushing against a wall), place one end of the rod against your palm near where your hand connects to your arm. The rod should be parallel with your forearm.

With every ounce of strength available to you, push the rod into your palm, through your wrist and up your arm, moving into and through the bones where possible.

Heather · Sep 3rd 2009, 9:59pm

Bebop wrote:

Ok, so first you'll need a metal rod, about 1/4" - 1/2" in diameter, maybe one and a half, two feet long, about the length of your forearm. You'll want this rod to be very strong, so it doesn't bend or break halfway through the process. That will result in lots of pain.

With metal rod in tow, start with your palm flat against your wrist (as though you were pushing against a wall), place one end of the rod against your palm near where your hand connects to your arm. The rod should be parallel with your forearm.

With every ounce of strength available to you, push the rod into your palm, through your wrist and up your arm, moving into and through the bones where possible.

As I was reading it, I was picturing it, and seriously, I wanted to puke.

Samanthakathryn · Sep 3rd 2009, 10:37pm

Noone is going to actually tell you. Did you honestly think they would?

Deadly Diva · Sep 3rd 2009, 10:46pm

So what, if nobody tells you, you won't do it.

You have more to live for than some people.
At least you HAVE a family and at least one FRIEND.

You have the internet so you have a HOME. MONEY. FOOD.
More than a lot of people. You're being weak.
I was weak, now I'm strong. Don't make everyone else suffer

shaggy · Sep 3rd 2009, 10:47pm

Skelator wrote:

nobodys gonna seriously tell you coz nobody wants you to do it

Exactly.

harvey · Sep 3rd 2009, 10:50pm

ive been there and well i dnt kno but every night for a week i sat there with a packet of parectamal and i didnt do it and now im not great but its better. just try and giv it sometime

thewolflord · Sep 3rd 2009, 11:58pm

The best way to commit suicide: DON'T!!!!

Jack · Sep 4th 2009, 12:07am

just jump of a really high building and land on your neck you won't feel a thing.

CornFlakes · Sep 4th 2009, 12:09am

Hmmm..
Pick up a gun, point to your face...BOOM
Get a bottle of bleach, and down it..
Get a match and some petrol..
Get a machete and slash away..
Lick a plug socket..
Switch on your oven and get in..
I could go on...

But to be honest, if you're gonna go, you have to go in style...grab some C4, jump off a building and detonate while in the air and singing 'It's raining men'

Orrr you could just not kill yourself? :rolleyes:

Liam · Sep 4th 2009, 12:10am

Jack · Sep 4th 2009, 12:12am

CornFlakes wrote:

Hmmm..
Pick up a gun, point to your face...BOOM
Get a bottle of bleach, and down it..
Get a match and some petrol..
Get a machete and slash away..
Lick a plug socket..
Switch on your oven and get in..
I could go on...

But to be honest, if you're gonna go, you have to go in style...grab some C4, jump off a building and detonate while in the air and singing 'It's raining men'

Orrr you could just not kill yourself?

yeah i totally agree u have to kill yourself in style! :cool:

Liam · Sep 4th 2009, 12:12am

CornFlakes · Sep 4th 2009, 12:14am

Alexia · Sep 4th 2009, 12:18am

Bleach taste gewd.
And you only bleed internally for a few hours, so you should be good to go.

username #145 · Sep 4th 2009, 12:19am

Hold yer breath.

redforeva · Sep 4th 2009, 12:49am

Nitrogen asphyxiation.

You go unconscious before you die.

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