TVizzy wrote:
Business. That is your way out. Buy shit, doesn't matter what kind of shit it is. Than - low and behold - you sell it.. for slightly more. If your living in rough place, all the better. Suburbian kids don't have ways to easily obtain certain merchandise, so you can buy at decent prices and than sling it to the kids with lots of money and no way to spend it. Works like a charm. Eventually you can actually build up a large sum of money, if you don't go throw it at expensive shit. My plan is to actually build up a respectable, and legal, business once I'm out of college with the money I make now. (I used to be spending multiple hundreds of dollars on shit every month, but you can't do that shit. I snapped out of that when I realized my I was in debt and had motherfuckers heckling to get there money.)
I plan to move into stage 2 of my childhood career soon. Alongside my slinging, I'll be loaning money to kids slinging their own shit. A risky move that will put me on the radar. I'm going to have to take the unpleasant step of obtaining a.. suitable weapon. A baseball bat and a little elbow grease will work for collecting money, sure, but now you run a higher risk of getting robbed, possibly by the grown assholes. Well that extra 30 pounds isn't going to matter if there's a hole in your chest.
And, because I'm just that stylish, I'm going to enlist the Notorious Biggie Smalls. Cliche as it is, 10 Crack Commandments is an effective 'Street Business for Idiots' book. I don't reccomend you start dealing crack cocaine, I sure as hell don't plan on it. The verses in this song are really effective for all businesses.
1.) Rule nombre uno: never let no one know / How much, dough you hold, cause you know / The cheddar breed jealousy specially / If that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Analysis: People don't need to know how rich you are. Flaunting what you have will result in any number of unfortunate occurrences, such as getting robbed. Money breeds jealousy, and jealousy leads to resentment. Especially if your dealing with crackheads, but hopefully you'll stay out of that mess.
2.) Number two: never let em know your next move / Dont you know bad boys move in silence or violence / Take it from your highness
Analysis: Ignore the last part, he's just reiterating the first. Never, EVER, let people know your next move. As a side note, see that shit I wrote up there? Don't ever act upon sketchy information like that, and never let your mind jump to assumptions. Nobody said that I am jumping to stage B tomorrow, or next month, or next year, and nobody said I don't already have a suitable defenses. If I don't have a weapon, the nigga standing next to me might.
3.) Number three: never trust no-bo-dy / Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up /Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck / She be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Analysis: If your lost, again, just stick to the first part. Keep a wary eye trained on EVERYBODY. Your best buddy, your associates, hell, even your own mother. You can never fully allow yourself to trust a soul. This is another one that should apply to everyday life. God knows how many times people have sent me nude pictures of their girlfriend, and God knows how many times I've shown everyone within 20 feet. Those fools trusted their bodies to someone, and the moment things got rough look what happened. Right now I bet some weirdo is wacking off to a picture of Hollie. Poor girl.
4.) Number four: know you heard this before / Never get high, on your own supply
Analysis: Never consume or otherwise deem unsellable any of your own merchandise. I don't care if your slinging hotcakes and you get hungry. Go buy a cookie from the guy across the street. You start doing that kind of thing, and soon your a 500 pound fatass with no money and no hotcakes.
5.) Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at / I dont care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Analysis: Pretty straight forward. Never sell anything near your residence. You shouldn't have this problem if your using my method of selling to Richie Rich (it really is a lot more efficient, and a much safer investment.)
6.) Number six: that God damn credit, dead it / You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Analysis: Replace crackhead with "snotty rich asshole" and your good to go. Ever read a book called The Land? You know what I'm talking about. You don't wanna have to play Mitchell unless you plan on jumping on the first train to nowhere.
7.) Seven: this rule is so underrated / Keep your family and business completely seperated /Money and blood dont mix like two dicks and no bitch / Find yourself in serious shit
Analysis: Disregarding the witty homosexual joke (ha, serious shit indeed :rolleyes:), this is a pretty important one. Your family doesn't need to be involved in your business.. at all.
8, 9, and 10 shouldn't apply to you. If they do, than you already know them.
Edit: By the way people, if you aren't bomb ass ghetto, than don't act it. I sure as hell am not. I'd get my halfwhite ass jacked up just stepping foot into some places acting tough.
This is entirely too hilarious.
Boob lady,
If you want to do something FUCKING DO IT!!! Live how you want. If you want a job do the college thing, but there are other ways out of the rut too. College and a good education so you can get a career is your best bet, but there are other things you can do.
Volunteer somewhere. Hell, sign up for some organizacion where you can go live somewhere in another country for a few months or something. Do something new and fun and totally unexpected THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!! Cause that's what you want right now, a change of life. Know that at any moment you want you can start living the most amazing life you can imagine. All it takes is a little imagination.
