I know the perfect forum for you.. World Of Death

Seems to me that you're going about it all wrong.

your 18 and last time you got with a girl was 6 years ago? 12? unless im horribly bad at maths...

If you "just want to have sex" and you are 18+ then I don't really see the problem. Plenty of ways to "just have sex".

yeh, once your 18 as far as sex goes the world is your oyster.


you can hook up over the internet, go pay for a hooker, go out clubbing with your mates, all of these will result in a guarantee'd shag if you just come out of your shell and do them.


and im gonna make an assumption here but your odds of success are greatly increased if you play in your own league, btw you arent restricted to leagues, you can move up and down, but your confidence will sky rocket once you start having some success so just go pull some girls who you think are very unlikely to say no. then you can shoot for the better catches.

craigslist ftw

Heh. My older brother was joking about that the other day when I was complaining about one of my girl friends.

I thought he was kidding... D:

lol

Go talk to chicks. Tell them to fuck you.

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Or better yet find a dog and produce offspring similar to my signature.

Dude, if you follow my steps on how to get to fucking. I guarantee you, you will be fucking in no time. And if my steps do not work, I will return your money back. No questions asked.

Coolguy7 wrote:

Or better yet find a dog and produce offspring similar to my signature.

cus thats what he normally does in his spare time

Red light district.

This thread reminds me of my group of buddies. It annoys me that they pick on my friend Adam because he's 15 and hasn't been laid yet. the rest of my friends are 17. I mean wtf....

I guess i'm just out of touch with my age group, but I think that behavior is just retarded. Pisses me off.

ANTI CONDOM wrote:

Dude, if you follow my steps on how to get to fucking. I guarantee you, you will be fucking in no time. And if my steps do not work, I will return your money back. No questions asked.

It'll get ya drunk. You'll be fucking fat girls in no time. You might even fight a nigga or two.

This, seriously dude you must be one ugly mofo, or stupid and poor not to "Just have sex"

*groan*
I would not sleep with a guy who:
1. Types so horridly.
2. Is so desperate.
3. Considers himself confident when drunk. You're not confident. You're just an asshole.

Some of the greatest men in history have been assholes.