too long, cba

same as above.

sorry.

You're creepy.

Pedo tread?

Durrr.

That is some awkward shit to fill out.

Firstly, this is just too long, and secondly you ask for way to much private information that most people wouldn't give out to anyone.

Yes to all.

1) What age/grade did you start? 12, so probably 6th grade

2) Who taught you how to do it? long story. but it ended up i looked online about it, and thats how i came to normal masturbate

3) How big are you? a bit over five inches

4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? eh, not sure. i like the rosy palm. brings me to my knees every time

5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? it can go usually to my chest, but has shot up to my headboard of my bed before

6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? up to my headboard. i was super horny then...

6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? not long

7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? a couple of seconds

How often do you do it? once or twice a week, if that

9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? three

10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? three and a half weeks is the most that i can remember, but i can only remember up to three years ago. there is a year or two unaccounted for...

11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). best orgasm was when it built up inside of me and had pleasure for almost ten seconds before i came...

12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? not usually anymore. i have read fiction, watch/looked at porn, but like i said, not much anymore

13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? it helps to get me horny. not sure about masturbation though...

14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? yeah. can't remember though... well, a tried to massage my prostate once or twice if that counts

15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? not too many weird places... unless cumming in the basement sink count...

16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? a few hours in between

17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? what?

18) Do you make noises when you do it? not usually

19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? just my hands move

20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? i don't picture much anymore

21) What's your favorite place to do it in? laying down usually

22) Ever done it with other people? yeah

23) Fast or slow strokes? depends

24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? either play with my balls, or rub up and down my body or something

25) Ever use any objects to help? used to

26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? no idea.

27) Do you have a sexual partner? no

28) Have you had sex before? no

29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? yeah, usually that is what happens...

30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? usually when i'm horny,
but i have on occasion decided that i had the time, so i did it

31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? it's usually just to have fun. i would love to get the most pleasure out of it obviously...

32) Ever get caught? By who? is so, i wasn't comfronted about it

33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up. i usually use an old tshirt that doesn't fit me anymore (if i do it in my room). the toilet or shower if its in teh bathroom

34) Ever missed the target? once or twice

35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? moderate

36) Any other information to share? nope


P.S. This survey is numbered wrong... two number 6's

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btw, i didn't find this to be too intrusive. and if there was a question that i didn't want to answer, i didn't tell the whole truth... just bits a pieces. no big deal. and if this grosses people out, then don't read it. duh...

1) What age/grade did you start? 10/11?
2) Who taught you how to do it? No one.
3) How big are you? 6'
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? Lying on my side.
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? my stomach
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? three feet?
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 10-20 secs
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)?
How often do you do it? at least once a day
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? 5
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? a year
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.).
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? yes
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? a lot
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they?
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? school
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? five mins?
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? sitter, I can't do it standing any more
18) Do you make noises when you do it? I grunt, moan
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? I thrust my hips sometimes
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? I picture sliding into a girl
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? my bed
22) Ever done it with other people? yes
23) Fast or slow strokes? fast
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? not much
25) Ever use any objects to help? yes
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? take your time
27) Do you have a sexual partner? not at the moment
28) Have you had sex before? yes
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? not always
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? whenever
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? the most pleasure
32) Ever get caught? By who? no
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up usually wrap a t-shirt over my cock
34) Ever missed the target? yes
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? intense
36) Any other information to share?

1) What age/grade did you start? 13/14 i think
2) Who taught you how to do it? my cousin told me about it when i was about 11, but didnt masturbate properly until i was about 13/14
3) How big are you? 6 inches
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? sitting/lying/lying with knees up
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? donno
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? donno
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 5-20 seconds
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)?30 seconds
How often do you do it? usually once or twice a day
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? 12 i think
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? a week
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). was actually last night, thought i was gonna explode
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? prefer erotic fiction, but wanking and reading and scrolling down the page is difficult
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? i can get off easy without it, but it just helps me to go longer
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? donno
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? my grandparents garden, in the woods
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? minutes apart
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? standing gives a sweet orgasm, but its such an effort
18) Do you make noises when you do it? grunt/moan a bit
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? kinda thrust my hips a bit
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl straddling you)? lots of things
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? my room
22) Ever done it with other people? on scout camp, we were all horny so wanked in the tent, but in our sleeping bags so no looking at each other
23) Fast or slow strokes? Fast FTW!!!
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? massage my prostate
25) Ever use any objects to help? nope
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? stop and go
27) Do you have a sexual partner? no
28) Have you had sex before? no
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? mostly
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? both
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)?most pleasure + get rid of horniness if its first thing in the morning and i dont want to be getting boners all through school
32) Ever get caught? By who? nope
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up? tissue
34) Ever missed the target? nope
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? mostly pretty intense
36) Any other information to share? nope

Hmmm no

break it up into two parts and id consider filling this out

1) What age/grade did you start? 5th
2) Who taught you how to do it? Me
3) How big are you? 8 inches
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? Depends on my mood
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? 6 inches to a foot
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? About a foot and some change
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? Twenty seconds
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? A minute or two
How often do you do it? at least once daily
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? 6
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? a month
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). Jerked, ended up at the very end before the orgasm. Just as I was about to cum, I jerked my foreskin forward, then back as I started to shoot. Best feeling ever.
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? Sometimes. Mostly porn, or imagination
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? A lot, although imagination works just as well
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? Haha. Not really.
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? Walking to school
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? Idk
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? Stander. I find it's more intense that way
18) Do you make noises when you do it? Sometimes
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? Medium. Depends on how into it I am.
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? Haha. That's for me to know.
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? Room or shower. Or, if I'm feeling naughty, at a friends place when they're sleeping.
22) Ever done it with other people? A few times
23) Fast or slow strokes? Fast!
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? Stroke balls or body
25) Ever use any objects to help? Nope
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? Don't be afraid to try weird things
27) Do you have a sexual partner? No
28) Have you had sex before? Yes
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? Yup
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? A bit of both
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? Pleasure, get rid of hornieness, and stress relief.
32) Ever get caught? By who? Mom, once.
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up? Either into my palm, or stomach. Either eat it (rarely), or use towel or tissue.
34) Ever missed the target? Haha. Yup
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? Full body
36) Any other information to share? Nope

Feel free to PM me if you wanna talk about any of this. =]

5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)?

Jesus Christ...

1) What age/grade did you start? 5th grade
2) Who taught you how to do it? my self
3) How big are you? 7 in hard
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it?usual
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? my chest
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? shot my face waited a while
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 30 seconds
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 30 seconds
How often do you do it? at least once a day
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? 5 times
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? a week
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). First time i masturbated
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? porn and imiganation
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? a little
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? sucked my self off
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? car while driving
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? less than half an hour
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why?
18) Do you make noises when you do it? moan
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? thrust hips
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? girl doing diffrent things to me
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? my bed
22) Ever done it with other people? no but would be interested in trying
23) Fast or slow strokes? both
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? play with my balls
25) Ever use any objects to help? no
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? noy really
27) Do you have a sexual partner?no
28) Have you had sex before?no
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny?yes
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? yes
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? pleasure and get rid of horniess
32) Ever get caught? By who? no
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up sock in the shower or on my chest
34) Ever missed the target? yes
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? full body
36) Any other information to share? I find doing it completly naked turns me on more

wow...that's impressive:eek:

1) What age/grade did you start? I was 13
2) Who taught you how to do it? Ben Stiller in the famous sceme in 'There's Something About Mary'
3) How big are you? I'm 6'3"
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? I lie down and do it the traditional way
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? The very top of my chest
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? Above my head lying down
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? No idea, about 15 seconds
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? Can't remember
How often do you do it? 2-3 times/week
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? Seven
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? Fourty Days
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). On all fours after about a month or so without any
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? usually nothing, think about pussy
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? It can, but only if you have no imagination
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? I has a little help from my gf once
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? A mixed hospital ward
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? 25 mins
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? Always lie down, No idea
18) Do you make noises when you do it? No
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? Very little
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? Warm, fresh pussy
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? Bed
22) Ever done it with other people? Once, on a fieldtrip, with one other guy in a hotel room. He was the sort of guy who goes slow, and I was fast and he thought it was hilarious
23) Fast or slow strokes? Fast
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? Hold on!
25) Ever use any objects to help? Never
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? Spend a week or two without masturbation
27) Do you have a sexual partner? Yes (Only oral sex so far though)
28) Have you had sex before? No (Lots of oral though)
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? Not every single time, just very common
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? When I'm horny
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? No idea
32) Ever get caught? By who? Never; I'm ninja-like
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up I normally wipe myself with a tissue afterwards
34) Ever missed the target? Never; I'm ninja-like
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? Little ones, save the big exciting ones for my head-giving gf
36) Any other information to share?

1) What age/grade did you start?11
2) Who taught you how to do it?Internet lol
3) How big are you?6.5
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it?Just normally
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)?Its hit me in the face before
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)?the face
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)?umm not sure
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)?Not sure
How often do you do it?3 times a day
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day?5
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it?a week prbly
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.).When this girl gave me a handjob
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else?I watch porn and eroctic fiction
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation?a lot
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they?Not really
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in?starbucks b room
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)?5 minutes within each oteher
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why?sitter, no idea
18) Do you make noises when you do it?Lol sometimes
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it?a bit.
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)?just laying down
21) What's your favorite place to do it in?shower
22) Ever done it with other people?YEs
23) Fast or slow strokes?Medium
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it?play with my balls
25) Ever use any objects to help?Ive stuck something in my butt before lol.
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better?Do it with a friend
27) Do you have a sexual partner?Not atm
28) Have you had sex before?Nope
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny?yep
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then?When convinient
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)?keeping it clean and make it last as long as possible
32) Ever get caught? By who?Nope
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up
Um my hand Ive eaten it once
34) Ever missed the target?Yep haha
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones?Moderate
36) Any other information to share?Dont be afriad to experiment w/ friends