1) What age/grade did you start? 12
2) Who taught you how to do it? me
3) How big are you? 5in
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? normal....
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? 3-4 ft on the floor
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? 4-5 ft. that's after several hours
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 5 seconds
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? idk
How often do you do it? everyday
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day?
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? a week
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). all of them are pretty good...
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? porn
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? visualize myself in the scene
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? i've "fucked" my couch before, vasaline.....i'm mostly into using my hand
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? hmmm.....airplane/train bathroom, car, baseball dugout, steam room
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? i don't usually try to have multiple orgasms but way back when I first started masturbating i did likee 3 in a row in the bathroom at a gymnastics place
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? sit. for some reason it's harder to get an orgasm standing.
18) Do you make noises when you do it? no
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? not too much
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? anything with guys
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? idk..semi public places
22) Ever done it with other people? i wish
23) Fast or slow strokes? fast
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? use the mouse
25) Ever use any objects to help? not really
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? don't rush it and don't get blue balls
27) Do you have a sexual partner? no
28) Have you had sex before? 1 blowjob
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? mostly
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? both
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? last long and shoot far
32) Ever get caught? By who? nope!
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up on the floor when at my computer (i wipe it up), stall wall in bothrooms
34) Ever missed the target? yes
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? normal....?
36) Any other information to share? no

1) What age/grade did you start? 14
2) Who taught you how to do it? internet
3) How big are you? 6.5
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? vagina
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches) my chest
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? chest lots of porn
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 5min
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 10min
How often do you do it? at least 2 times a day
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? 5
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? a week
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). my entire body tensed up
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? porn
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? alot
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? ?
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? in a hotel room
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? 5min
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? i lay down
18) Do you make noises when you do it? nope
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it?/
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? girl giving me a bj
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? bed
22) Ever done it with other people? yup
23) Fast or slow strokes? both
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? idk
25) Ever use any objects to help? idk
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? do it with a friend
27) Do you have a sexual partner? nope
28) Have you had sex before? nope
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? yes
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? whenever
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? it feels good, shoot, orgasm
32) Ever get caught? By who? friend he just stated jacking off too when he caught me
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up sock
34) Ever missed the target? once
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? incredible
36) Any other information to share? nope

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1) What age/grade did you start?
13 - 7th grade
2) Who taught you how to do it?
Erm. Just sort of happened.
3) How big are you?
I -was- 5"00
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it?
iunno, the usual?
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)?
I'm not going to measure it... But not too far, a bit past my head I would say.
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)?
Yes, I was watching porn.
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)?
--
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)?
--
How often do you do it?
Two times a week
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day?
2
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it?
A month before.
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.).
--
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else?
Yes, porn.
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation?
A lot.
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they?
--
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in?
Bathroom at school
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)?
--
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why?
Lie-downer. I get a better sensation.
18) Do you make noises when you do it?
No
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it?
eh. not a lot.
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)?
Well, I usually watch porn while doing it so...
21) What's your favorite place to do it in?
bedroom
22) Ever done it with other people?
no
23) Fast or slow strokes?
fast
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it?
--
25) Ever use any objects to help?
--
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better?
--
27) Do you have a sexual partner?
--
28) Have you had sex before?
yes
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny?
yes
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then?
horny
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)?
most pleasure
32) Ever get caught? By who?
--
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up
Tissues, lots and lots of tissues.
34) Ever missed the target?
--
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones?
rating 1-10; 7
36) Any other information to share?
--

1) What age/grade did you start? 12 years old
2) Who taught you how to do it? me
3) How big are you? just over 4 inches
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? normal way only way i no how
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? wat?
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? turned on by mates
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 5-10 mins
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 20mins
How often do you do it? everyday
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? 5
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? week
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). hard 2 explain
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? something else
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? a bit
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? no
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? train
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? not dat quick
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? both which eva i want
18) Do you make noises when you do it? none
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? hip moves back and forth
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? girls givin me a blow job
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? room
22) Ever done it with other people?no
23) Fast or slow strokes? both
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? nothin
25) Ever use any objects to help? no
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? i dunno
27) Do you have a sexual partner?no
28) Have you had sex before?no
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny?yh
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? when im horney
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? plesure
32) Ever get caught? By who? nope
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up? in 2 a tussie
34) Ever missed the target? no
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? moderate
36) Any other information to share? no

1) What age/grade did you start? 12
2) Who taught you how to do it? myself
3) How big are you? little under 7 inches
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? regular
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? neck
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)?eye lol
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? maby like 7 seconds
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? not sure
How often do you do it? everyday ususally
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? maby 5?
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? 2 weeks
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). idk
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else?porn
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? alot
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? nope
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? pool
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? like 1 time an hour
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? sitter its harder to do it standing up
18) Do you make noises when you do it? if im really horny
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? my legs tense up
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? guys usually lol
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? my bed?
22) Ever done it with other people? yeah
23) Fast or slow strokes?fase
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? the computer lol
25) Ever use any objects to help? like dildos? i guess, not really a dildo but the same thing lol
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? make it last longer
27) Do you have a sexual partner? not now
28) Have you had sex before? no
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? nope
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? whens its convinient
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? keeping it clean and most pleasure
32) Ever get caught? By who? nope
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up. a napkin or paper towel
34) Ever missed the target? hah yes
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? just moderate usually
36) Any other information to share? no lol

) What age/grade did you start? 11
2) Who taught you how to do it? myself
3) How big are you? 6"
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? using lube
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? belly button
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? chest, jackin off on my webcam
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? idk
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? idk
How often do you do it? 5-6 times a week
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? 6 times
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? a week
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.).
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? sometimes
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? not a lot
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? just jackin off on my webcam
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in?
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)?
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? sitter
18) Do you make noises when you do it? no
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? none
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? bunch of different stuff
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? bedroom
22) Ever done it with other people? just on my webcam while watching other people
23) Fast or slow strokes? both
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? let it sit there
25) Ever use any objects to help? no
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better?
27) Do you have a sexual partner? no
28) Have you had sex before? no
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? yes
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? whenever i need to
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)?
32) Ever get caught? By who? no
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up i use a towel
34) Ever missed the target? no
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? moderate
36) Any other information to share? pm me if you want to chat

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1) What age/grade did you start?11
2) Who taught you how to do it?myself
3) How big are you?5 to 6"
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? two handed
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)?3 to for 4"
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? 7" i forced as if i were peein
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)?
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)?
How often do you do it? once or twice a day
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? four
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? one month
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.).
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? sometimes i watch porn
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? it helps with the arrousel
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? i tried selfsucking
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? church camp:angeldevil:
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)?
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? i lay down, sit, and stand cause its fun
18) Do you make noises when you do it?only when i want to
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? just a little jumping
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)?gay furry sex with me as a fox in the middle
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? my room
22) Ever done it with other people? yes
23) Fast or slow strokes? both
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? use it to rub or put it in ass
25) Ever use any objects to help? yes
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better?
27) Do you have a sexual partner?
28) Have you had sex before?no
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny?i thought those were the same:confused::confused::confused:
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then?
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)?dont get caught, get done slowly, have fun
32) Ever get caught? By who? once by dad
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up. i just go on the floor or my self and bed
34) Ever missed the target? not really
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones?moderate
36) Any other information to share?

Thanks, I did my best to make it good![/quote]
this isnt as long as ultimate survey

This is so funny. Look at the answers to "how big are you?"

Some people have put things like 5ft 11ins, and others 5.5 inches. It shows how confusing the English language can be!

why not I'm bored


1) What age/grade did you start? 12
2) Who taught you how to do it? myself
3) How big are you? 7.5
4) What are your favorite methods/positions for doing it? lots lol, doesnt matter
5) In a typical session, how far do you shoot (if you do at all, and if it can be measured; use whatever scale works- if you're shooting onto your chest, say how far up it goes, or if you're shooting into a toilet, say how far back it reaches)? A couple feet standing up... usually my neck sitting down
6) What's the farthest you've ever shot from solo masturbation? What were the circumstances (had you gone a while without it? watched a lot of porn? etc.)? omg one day I was super horny and I shot it like wayy over my head lol
6) How long is your typical orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 5-10 seconds
7) How long was your longest orgasm (from masturbation; if you remember)? 30 seconds-- I was practically drooling haha
How often do you do it? 3-4 times a week I dunno sometimes none.
9) What's the most times you've ever done it in a day? 7 times
10) Since starting, what's the longest you've gone without it? 3 months
11) Describe the best orgasm you've ever had from masturbation (how it felt, what happened, what the circumstances were, etc.). It was the thirty second one-- my first time using a certain lube I have and it was laying down in the shower omg I thought I lost my mind.
12) Do you watch porn when you masturbate? Read erotic fiction? Use something else? Umm I cam with a girl or I've traded pics with guys otherwise I just do it without help
13) How much do you think porn helps masturbation? A bit
14) Ever tried any wacky, crazy, bizarre, or naughty techniques? What were they? Two handed is fun and I sucked my head which was cool too lol
15) What's the weirdest place(s) that you've ever done it in? School, car, work, tree, beach lol
16) What's the quickest you remember doing it back-to-back (i.e. multiple orgasms)? Finished, started again, came again, and then started again haha
17) Are you a sitter or a stander? Why? both depends
18) Do you make noises when you do it? I moan if it's really good
19) How much motion does your body have when you do it? If I'm laying down I'll thrust my hips.
20) What do you picture when you're doing it (i.e. a girl sraddling you)? whatever is on my mind lol
21) What's your favorite place to do it in? shower
22) Ever done it with other people? yeah, friends/teammates
23) Fast or slow strokes? Mixing it up is hot
24) What do you do with your other hand when you do it? Rub my abs or stroke my dick as well lol
25) Ever use any objects to help? Nope
26) What's the best advice you can offer for making it better? I dunno, sorry
27) Do you have a sexual partner? Yes
28) Have you had sex before? Yes
29) Do you get an erection whenever you get horny? Nah I get really bulged and semi though
30) Do you usually masturbate only when you're horny, or do you usually do it when it's convinient and work up an erection then? Horny or really stressed
31) What are the three things that are most important to you when you masturbate (do you want to keep it clean? shoot? have the most pleasure? get rid of horniness? etc.)? Big load, dick as hard as possible, good orgasm
32) Ever get caught? By who? Nope
33) What do you usually ejaculate into? Or how do you normally clean up shower is easy otherwise I cum on myself and clean up lol--or a table to see how far I can shoot
34) Ever missed the target? yeah it went over my head on the mirror and wall once haha
35) How intense do you consider your orgasms from masturbation to be- do you usually have full-body, incredible orgasms, or just moderate ones? incredible most of the time, a couple moderates and once in a while full body
36) Any other information to share? Nope but this was fun