you know, some of us have amazing parents and then there are some of us who have to deal with the F**king nazi army when we get home....Hi i'm Silvius, i just turned 19 and my parents are kicking me out as a birthday present hahah.....
great, right? they're doing wats best for me!
WRONG!
i'm not getting kicked out cause my parents think that they are doing good for me. they are kicking me out from sheer spite. now you're probly wondering wtf im yapping about so here im gona give you the story.
my dad has always wanted to be a police officer except he never had the brains to pass the challenge test. he failed three times before he decided to quit trying.
anyways ii recently graduated from high school and like many people my age i have no idea what i was doing with my life...i didn't exactly graduate with the highest marks so getting into a good college course thats would lead to a good career is kinda hard.
anyways my so called father saw an opportunity and he leaped for the kill. this is a classic tale of parents trying to get their kids to live up to the dreams they themselves could not.
anyways my dad suggested that i attempt the test that he had failed so many times, and the first time i flat out refused. fighting crime isn't my thing. anyways he got pretty mad about that and started phoning his friends and telling them how useless, and how lazy and pathetic i am. he made a big scene out of it and here i am thinking i work 90 hours a paycheck he does barely 40hours yet he has the nerve to call me lazy?
anyways after a week of hearing about how pathetic i was i agreed to take the test. and of course i passed it with flying colors. and he was happy. anyways was given a ton of papers to sign and send in to the big office in toronto or where ever.
Fast forward a bit.
Today i got all the forms back because i missed some information.
the old man wasn't pleased about that he freaked and went into tantrum mode about how i didnt need to do fuck all if i didnt want too and i would be working in a coffee shop for the rest of my life cause im useless and lazy. and of course the poison mouthed step mother of mine jumps in and adds fuel to the fire. while im just sitting there wondering how am i lazy? what did i do to deserve this? its not like i broke any house rules...i pay my rent..i just want to fallow my own dream.
so i stand up and say very calmly..
"i don't wana be a cop anyways, jeeze i can't believe you people" then i turn and go downstairs to my room
.
well then that was the wrong thing to say i guess cause. next thing you know is.
"FINE YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU HAVE 2 WEEKS!" a lot....i mean a lot!! more fallowed that but i didnt really say anything
i mean, i'm a 19 year old guy all my friends are in college, my average schedule for every single day of the week is: wake up at 5 go to work, home by 12:15, pick up step brother from school by 3:00, feed him, wash the dishes, bath him cause aparently 10yr olds don't know how to bath themselves, help him do his home work. by the time i'm done all this its around 6 o'clock between that time my father has gone to the gym and back probly sitting on the couch watching t.v. then i go to my room and maybe do some reading or play xbox..go to sleep by nine wake up do it again. this has been my routine since Christmas because that was the only day i got off cause the store was closed.
thats right, to those of you out there whining cause you work three days a week....i havnt had a day off since Xmas.
anyways what i'm saying is its not like i did anything wrong, i pay my rent 600$ every 2 weeks with my car payments added to that i probly save 50$ a paycheck, i help around the house.
why am i getting kicked out?
because i want to fallow my own path? wtf.....
great, right? they're doing wats best for me!
WRONG!
i'm not getting kicked out cause my parents think that they are doing good for me. they are kicking me out from sheer spite. now you're probly wondering wtf im yapping about so here im gona give you the story.
my dad has always wanted to be a police officer except he never had the brains to pass the challenge test. he failed three times before he decided to quit trying.
anyways ii recently graduated from high school and like many people my age i have no idea what i was doing with my life...i didn't exactly graduate with the highest marks so getting into a good college course thats would lead to a good career is kinda hard.
anyways my so called father saw an opportunity and he leaped for the kill. this is a classic tale of parents trying to get their kids to live up to the dreams they themselves could not.
anyways my dad suggested that i attempt the test that he had failed so many times, and the first time i flat out refused. fighting crime isn't my thing. anyways he got pretty mad about that and started phoning his friends and telling them how useless, and how lazy and pathetic i am. he made a big scene out of it and here i am thinking i work 90 hours a paycheck he does barely 40hours yet he has the nerve to call me lazy?
anyways after a week of hearing about how pathetic i was i agreed to take the test. and of course i passed it with flying colors. and he was happy. anyways was given a ton of papers to sign and send in to the big office in toronto or where ever.
Fast forward a bit.
Today i got all the forms back because i missed some information.
the old man wasn't pleased about that he freaked and went into tantrum mode about how i didnt need to do fuck all if i didnt want too and i would be working in a coffee shop for the rest of my life cause im useless and lazy. and of course the poison mouthed step mother of mine jumps in and adds fuel to the fire. while im just sitting there wondering how am i lazy? what did i do to deserve this? its not like i broke any house rules...i pay my rent..i just want to fallow my own dream.
so i stand up and say very calmly..
"i don't wana be a cop anyways, jeeze i can't believe you people" then i turn and go downstairs to my room
.
well then that was the wrong thing to say i guess cause. next thing you know is.
"FINE YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU HAVE 2 WEEKS!" a lot....i mean a lot!! more fallowed that but i didnt really say anything
i mean, i'm a 19 year old guy all my friends are in college, my average schedule for every single day of the week is: wake up at 5 go to work, home by 12:15, pick up step brother from school by 3:00, feed him, wash the dishes, bath him cause aparently 10yr olds don't know how to bath themselves, help him do his home work. by the time i'm done all this its around 6 o'clock between that time my father has gone to the gym and back probly sitting on the couch watching t.v. then i go to my room and maybe do some reading or play xbox..go to sleep by nine wake up do it again. this has been my routine since Christmas because that was the only day i got off cause the store was closed.
thats right, to those of you out there whining cause you work three days a week....i havnt had a day off since Xmas.
anyways what i'm saying is its not like i did anything wrong, i pay my rent 600$ every 2 weeks with my car payments added to that i probly save 50$ a paycheck, i help around the house.
why am i getting kicked out?
because i want to fallow my own path? wtf.....
