[Who's the last person you physically harmed?]
No one.
[Are you wearing any rings?]
One.
[Have you ever met someone with an odd collection? What was it?]
Such as?
[When will you drink an alcoholic beverage again?]
Not sure.
[Do you wear flip-flops in the wintertime?]
No way.
[Who's one singer's voice that makes you want to vomit?]
Um..
[Are you missing anyone right now?]
Two people.
[Do you own any lumberjack flannel?]
Huh?
[Do you still listen to cassettes and watch videotapes?]
Rarely.
[How do you feel about the rapid progression of technology?]
Awesome.
[Do you prefer to take baths or showers?]
Bath.
[Do you fall into any 'high school' stereotypes?]
Definitely not.
[What's your least favorite genre of music?]
A few.
[Who's the last person to call you by your last name?]
No one.
[What's the longest you've ever waited in line for?]
Dunno.
[Which video game console do you prefer?]
Wii.
[Tell me someone who needs a haircut:]
Me.
[Where was the last place that you threw up?]
Home.
[If you could make something more popular, what would it be?]
Pass.
[Do you watch college sports?]
No.
[When's the last time you went to a bar?]
Yesterday.
[Name 3 things that are currently irritating you:]
Nothing.
[Do you agree that politics and religion shouldn't really be discussed?]
Depends.
[Are you the type of person who rarely says they're sorry?]
Um..
[Who did you last tell to 'shut up'?
Pass.
[When's the last time you brushed your hair?]
Earlier.
[Is it too much when guys wear mascara?]
Depends.
[Have you ever worked out to an aerobics video?]
Not sure.
[What's something that should be legal, but isn't?]
Dunno.
[What's something that should be illegal, but isn't?]
Aha.
[Do you still talk to the person who hurt you the most in life?]
Pass.
[The last 2 bands you heard are:]
Um..
[Do you actually flush public toilets with your hand?]
What else.
[Who's shoulder did you last cry on?]
No one's.
[What's your favorite kind of wing sauce?]
None.
[Does mom really have the best home-cooking?]
Um..
[What's your current ringtone?]
Forgot.
[Are you rude to telemarketers?]
Aha.
[Who was your last voicemail from?]
Dad.
[Do you watch the weather channel at all?]
No.
[Where is the last person you hugged?]
Town.
[Why did you last go to the mall?]
Dunno.
[Do you have any profiles on any online dating sites?]
Did.
[Do you ever go to chatrooms?]
No.
[Have you ever lied to someone about your age?
No.