Do you like Rihanna?
I do.
Have you ever experienced hydroplaning?
What?
What's your opinion on the legalization of weed?
No comment.
Are you PMSing?
No.
What's your current favorite song?
Mike Candys - Together again.
Are you single?
No.
If yes, are you looking?
No.
Have you ever done shrumes?
Huh?
What's the weather like where you are?
Warm.
Have you ever hit a girl?
No.
What was your new years resolution?
Didn't make one.
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you find Eminem attractive?
No.
Are you a Gleek?
No.
Are you wearing nail polish?
Yea.
Have you ever driven a snowmobile?
No.
Does your stomach hurt right now?
No.
Have you ever been/considered being vegetarian?
No.
Have you ever punched a whale?
Wtf.
What's the last concert you went to?
N/a.
Have you had your first love yet?
Sure.
Do you even believe in love?
Obviously.
How do you do in art class?
N/a.
Do you know someone named Joey?
No.
Are you a twilight freak?
No.
Where's your cell phone?
Here.
Who is your last call from?
Um..
Do you chew on your pencils?
No.
Do you attend church regularly?
No.
Have you ever heard of Cat Stevens?
Ya.
Do you own a cat?
No.
Do you like cats?
Yes.
Why the hell are you still taking this survey?
Felt like it.
Do you like watching music videos?
Not bothered.
What scent are you wearing?
None.
How are your grades?
Aha.
Is christmas your favorite holiday?
Um..
Do you listen to Aerosmith?
No.
Have you climbed a tree in the past month?
No.
Have you ever had a hamster eat your phone charger?
No.
Do you sleep with one of those mask things on your face?
No.
Have you ever straightened your hair?
Sure.
Are you deathly afraid of staplers?
No.
What kind of calculator do you use?
None.
Have you ever seriously tried to count the stars?
No.
Do you have a bank account?
Yes.
Can you play the guitar?
-
Are you a good test taker?
-
Have you ever sniffed glue?
Yes.
How about sharpies?
Yes.
Do you have an obsession with sticky notes?
No.
Do you know someone with an OCD?
Ya.
Did you go on vacation last summer?
Yep.
Where to?
Italy.
Have you ever been in a choir?
No.
Are you happy with your looks?
Um..
Does your printer work correctly?
Dunno.
Are you obsessed with those calculators with huge buttons?
No.
Pens or pencils?
Bit.
I do.
Have you ever experienced hydroplaning?
What?
What's your opinion on the legalization of weed?
No comment.
Are you PMSing?
No.
What's your current favorite song?
Mike Candys - Together again.
Are you single?
No.
If yes, are you looking?
No.
Have you ever done shrumes?
Huh?
What's the weather like where you are?
Warm.
Have you ever hit a girl?
No.
What was your new years resolution?
Didn't make one.
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you find Eminem attractive?
No.
Are you a Gleek?
No.
Are you wearing nail polish?
Yea.
Have you ever driven a snowmobile?
No.
Does your stomach hurt right now?
No.
Have you ever been/considered being vegetarian?
No.
Have you ever punched a whale?
Wtf.
What's the last concert you went to?
N/a.
Have you had your first love yet?
Sure.
Do you even believe in love?
Obviously.
How do you do in art class?
N/a.
Do you know someone named Joey?
No.
Are you a twilight freak?
No.
Where's your cell phone?
Here.
Who is your last call from?
Um..
Do you chew on your pencils?
No.
Do you attend church regularly?
No.
Have you ever heard of Cat Stevens?
Ya.
Do you own a cat?
No.
Do you like cats?
Yes.
Why the hell are you still taking this survey?
Felt like it.
Do you like watching music videos?
Not bothered.
What scent are you wearing?
None.
How are your grades?
Aha.
Is christmas your favorite holiday?
Um..
Do you listen to Aerosmith?
No.
Have you climbed a tree in the past month?
No.
Have you ever had a hamster eat your phone charger?
No.
Do you sleep with one of those mask things on your face?
No.
Have you ever straightened your hair?
Sure.
Are you deathly afraid of staplers?
No.
What kind of calculator do you use?
None.
Have you ever seriously tried to count the stars?
No.
Do you have a bank account?
Yes.
Can you play the guitar?
-
Are you a good test taker?
-
Have you ever sniffed glue?
Yes.
How about sharpies?
Yes.
Do you have an obsession with sticky notes?
No.
Do you know someone with an OCD?
Ya.
Did you go on vacation last summer?
Yep.
Where to?
Italy.
Have you ever been in a choir?
No.
Are you happy with your looks?
Um..
Does your printer work correctly?
Dunno.
Are you obsessed with those calculators with huge buttons?
No.
Pens or pencils?
Bit.