... OMFG!!! im sick of that qoute now... this lad over used it after playin the impossible quiz 2

2.god thats small
3.is that all
4.have you started yet
5.sorry i fell asleep
6.my hampster is bigger that that!!!

7. Aww. it's cute!

8. My dick feels like corn.

Dane Cook = Awesome.

9.you look like a dog you know

* screams someone elses name *

12. hay is that a crack on the roof

13. i should really repaint the walls

14. i left the stove on

15. are you done?

16. can i sleep now?

17."Can you just get this over with? My cartoons are on. Bugs Bunny entertains me more than you can."

what the hell was that

19. I've got to go to the toilet

20. oh yeah..i have aids.

25. I need to go to the toilet.

26. Fire in the hole!

ive said a few of these

27. [[she/he just touched you]] "i think i just came... you're good!"

28. start singing tenacious d's "i wanna fuck you"

29. Wait a sec, I just got a text...