SO, I just got a text from my twin brother that "Mom found a pink squishy tube in a pile of laundry". He knows what it is (masturbator), but she doesn't. (yet)

I'm 500 miles away on a vacation-ey trip...

IF he tells her what it is, I wonder how she'll react... I told him he could make something up, or tell her and see her reaction... I honestly am not sure if I care.. I'm 20, so they can't really do much to me, though if she decides to throw it away I'm out 10 bucks, and another 20 if I decide to re-order it...... I'm still wondering what she was doing on my bed in the first place.. its not exactly in the way, so I didn't take time to hide it particularly...


More news as it comes x)


Ideas?

Still no response from him. Good idea if it were new... but it is thoroughly used:D


Then there's the matter of whether my sister may make a big deal about it (because she knows what it is as well, and has about a 50/50 chance of doing whatever she can to throw me under the bus...)

My parents are relatively conservative Christians, and while they have never communicated directly their opinions on masturbation, they may or may not see fit to dispose of "bad" things... Since I am not home to defend it, I don't know what all they would've done. Anyway, it turns out that it was my SISTER who found it and she had the heart to hide it... (which honestly says a lot concerning she has a tendency to hurt me whenever she has the opportunity)... I don't know where she hid it, or what else is going on, but I think it will be okay... Yes hippie, I'm an adult, but my parents are still renting most of my house, and in their eyes, that gives them the right to tell me what to do... Since they're footing the house payment, for the most part, I let them think what they like... Not worth huge arguments

wow... thanks to the random annonymous jerk for the neg rep. REALLY appreciated it.

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not to advertise or anything but Adam and Eve have a first time purchase 50% off discount

It's normally $20 and I got it half off. See above^