Hi, for Drama we're having songs to introduce different characters for a HSC Group performance.. We're using a parodies of Gilbert and Sullivan's Major General song for the Five minute Celebrity character. I've got the first two lines but I can't think of any more.

I am the very model of a five minute celebrity.
Got drunk on Youtube and rose to fame almost instantly.


The second one is to introduce a CEO who wasted his life and family climbing up the corporate ladder. For him we're using Thrift Shop by Macklemore but in the style of Pentatonix's cover.

I'm gonna make some deals
Only got 40 million in my pockets
I forgot my family, got a fourth speed boat.
This is totally worth it

Walk up to bank like "What? I've got a big cheque"

If you have suggestions for my lines or improvements for the ones I've got already that's be appreciated. Thanks.

Chuck Finster wrote:

I'm not gonna do your homework for you mannn.

What you've got so far sucks though...
:cade:

Not asking you to do it for me mate, only asking for a bit of help. And I admit on paper, it doesn't look too good but when it's sung it doesn't sound half bad.

Chuck Finster wrote:

Lyrics are poetry. If the poem is bad the song is lame. That's just kind of a fact. Especially since it's a rap song that you're "singing".

Look, we're not trying create fantastic, new songs here. We're just using it was a median to introduce the characters. Doesn't have to be brilliant, just needs to get the message across. And besides we've only just decide on using songs today. These songs are very much in their baby stage here.

Yeah neither are we.