Ian needs to shut his pie hole
Which is as big as a toilet bowl
He likes to talk alot of smack
His mouth full of dental plaque
You may think that this rhyme
Would be a waste of ones time
But i have something funny to say
Ian likes to practice ballet
There are times when he takes chances
In his dorm he sings and dances
Prancing around in his man thong
His pie hole singing an annoying song
Which is as big as a toilet bowl
He likes to talk alot of smack
His mouth full of dental plaque
You may think that this rhyme
Would be a waste of ones time
But i have something funny to say
Ian likes to practice ballet
There are times when he takes chances
In his dorm he sings and dances
Prancing around in his man thong
His pie hole singing an annoying song