Weird Parent Comment

Abadede · Aug 25th 2021, 4:20pm

ok I have a young mom and I wasnt thinking clearly this morning when I open up the bathroom door naked from my shower and she saw me in all my glory, long story short she was in a bad mood and made the comment " I wish they put the same shit in your dads food when we were kids. I said huh she said" boys then were only a inch long then. " now hurry and get dressed for school.

So has my generation evolved or something. My thing is even that long to me.

Butlersbus · Aug 25th 2021, 5:41pm

Don’t understand this post. What happened? What did she say? What’s your question?

Natacha · Aug 25th 2021, 5:45pm

Butlersbus wrote:

Don’t understand this post. What happened? What did she say? What’s your question?

Apparently she made a remark about his dick being big compared to his dads....

CheerFlyGirl · Aug 25th 2021, 5:45pm

It was probably meant as a compliment/joke to reduce the tension of the situation, but your mom liked what she saw, no biggie lol

Butlersbus · Aug 25th 2021, 5:56pm

Still odd. So how big are you, Abadede?

Natacha · Aug 25th 2021, 5:58pm

Butlersbus wrote:

Still odd. So how big are you, Abadede?

Very odd indeed

MillieW · Aug 25th 2021, 6:06pm

Sounds like total bull shit to me

Abadede · Aug 25th 2021, 6:08pm

Butlersbus wrote:

Don’t understand this post. What happened? What did she say? What’s your question?

in other words I am asking is there some big difference between going through puberty now verses the so called old days.

My mom gets on my nerves sometimes with her remarks

Abadede · Aug 25th 2021, 6:09pm

MillieW wrote:

Sounds like total bull shit to me

no bull shit. Mom is a smart ass sometimes.

MillieW · Aug 25th 2021, 6:11pm

Abadede wrote:

MillieW wrote:

Sounds like total bull shit to me

no bull shit. Mom is a smart ass sometimes.

No parent would comment on what their son/daughter looks like naked

Abadede · Aug 25th 2021, 6:19pm

you don't know my folks either

BlackParadePixie · Aug 25th 2021, 7:36pm

MillieW wrote:

Abadede wrote:

MillieW wrote:

Sounds like total bull shit to me

no bull shit. Mom is a smart ass sometimes.

No parent would comment on what their son/daughter looks like naked

that's not necessarily true. My mom has joked around with me about certain things.

BJade · Aug 25th 2021, 7:57pm

I think it was just a joke remark. Trying to be cool in the situation (and maybe being over the appropriate line). Maybe to big up your confidence, or a dig at your dad

But no don't think its really anything of a fact of anything like that

Abadede · Aug 25th 2021, 8:06pm

BJade wrote:

I think it was just a joke remark. Trying to be cool in the situation (and maybe being over the appropriate line). Maybe to big up your confidence, or a dig at your dad

But no don't think its really anything of a fact of anything like that

the latter is correct. her and my dad had an argument again this week. I didnt want to mention my folks business but yeah they are an on and off couple. They are also young parents.

Butlersbus · Aug 25th 2021, 8:19pm

Either way. That sucks. Hope my mom never sees me naked ever again! She hasn’t seen me naked since I started puberty

CayceDouble · Aug 25th 2021, 9:21pm

Just another take on "penis size", complete with "cool story bro"

collin13 · Aug 25th 2021, 9:24pm

Abadede wrote:

ok I have a young mom and I wasnt thinking clearly this morning when I open up the bathroom door naked from my shower and she saw me in all my glory, long story short she was in a bad mood and made the comment " I wish they put the same shit in your dads food when we were kids. I said huh she said" boys then were only a inch long then. " now hurry and get dressed for school.

So has my generation evolved or something. My thing is even that long to me.

Sounds like a tension reducing moment to me. Take it as a complement. Apparently she thinks you have a large member.

Birds18 · Aug 25th 2021, 10:05pm

I would take it as a compliment. I’m assuming she saw you naked completely soft.

Abadede · Aug 25th 2021, 10:09pm

Birds18 wrote:

I would take it as a compliment. I’m assuming she saw you naked completely soft.

she did, but still a tiny embarrassed

Murderous_bunny · Aug 26th 2021, 9:24am

She probably just wanted to pump up your self-esteem a bit, yet wird still.
My parents also sometimes comment that we are a generation of mutants, but in my case these jokes are mostly about my height.
At one point I felt kind of weird but eventually started laughing at them myself. Especially when mom needs some mutant help to get an item from the top shelves.

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