Thinking about baseball doesn't cut it anymore, eh?

Chop it off

cold shower

I try and solve math equations in my head. Cold shower makes it worse for some reason

Does that actually work? Lol.

I just think unsexy thoughts. Or I get an annoying song on my mind that will distract me enough that the sexual part of my mind seems to calm down. If worst comes to worst, then "tuck behind the waistband" method it is.

For me, it depends on "kicking a pumpkin" at the most

Any sort of excersize works like that

In theory, getting blood pumping anywhere besides the penis SHOULD work. But idk how well it works in practice. Humans have a LOT of blood in them. Definitely enough to go to both a flexed forearm and a flexed penis at the same time.

what if your penis is as big as your arm?

I have 99 problems, but having a penis as big as me arm isn't one of them

I would hope not...

I usaully just try to ignore it, Doesn't always work though

sometimes just peeing helps.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Masturbate before school. Take a hoodie with you cos sometimes its cold at school, if not, wrap around waste to hide the inevitable. If it occurs, do algebra problems in your head. Randoms are a pain in the butt to deal with, but it happens to all of us. No big deal really ...

I’ve never really tried any other way besides jacking off, taking a leak, or just waiting for my boner to go down on its own.