1. It's pretty nice, actually.
2. I have to ask some men about how horny they get on a normal day, do some comparison, and get back to you on that.
3. Duh. Rape is rape.
4. Of course. That's why women marry men and have their kids from generation to generation....
5. Nah, it's usually the other way around.
6. Who isn't?
7. Yes.
8. Hell yeah, dis is white man's world, boy! Yee-haw! Now be a good boy and pass the moonshine!
9. Depends on how bad it is. If I drop something on my foot and crush my toe, I talk to someone about it, like a doctor, for example.
10. Ducks.
11. Only when I find some while rummaging through my neighbour's trash.
12. Only when I apply for jobs.

Thanks @Pultost that made me laugh

You're welcome, and I'm glad.