*I know this should be under dating- But I thought there would be more people willing to read it under this section instead*

#1- The bachelor
Descripton:

• Too good to be true.
  
• He'll seem like a great catch, but he'll dump you by the end of the second month.
  
• The bachelor isn't looking for a wife only sex.
  
• He's only attractive because he seems to have his life under control.

#2- The hot guy
Description:

• Being seen out with this guy makes you feel like the most beautiful girl on earth because the dazzle of his good looks reflected onto you.
  
• When you break up you comfort-eat, piling on 7lbs in a fortnight, left totally insecure about being rejected by someone so handsome.

#3- The older guy
Description:

• Peferrs younger woman because he was too messed up to date anyone his own age.
  
• He doesn't want an equal, he wanted a wide-eyed young thing who was impressed by his recipe for tomato sauce with mango chutney in it.
  
• He'll dump you after a while for a younger version of yourself.
  
• Never gives you encouragement with your career.

#4- The Proximity Guy
Description:

• This is the guy you date becasue he happens to be avalible
  
• He's the one you're most embarrassed to admit to dating.
  
• You don't usually introducte him to anyone
  
• He isn't Mr.Right, he's just Mr.Right next door.

#5- The Wounded Guy
Description:

• He seems incredibly together until a month later he breaks down.
  
• Your the first serious girlfriend he has, and probablly will ever have.
  
• You want to be th eone to heal all his wonds, but this will only happen when he's ready to be saved, not before. So save your energy for smoeone who appreciates it.

#6- The Clingy Guy
Description:

• He'll lavishe you with flowers and DCDs he's burnt of your favorite TV shoes.
  
• On the second date he tells you he tells you he wants you to meet his parents and he's not just trying to get you into his bed.
  
• He's your man puppy-He'll follow you everywhere!
  
• After you break up with him he'll sneak a look at your laptop only to find a half-written e-mail that read something about another guy.

#7- The Younger Guy
Description:

• Pretty, Smooth-skinned, Unspilt by life.
  
• Has a high sexual energy. This might be a bit exhausting.
  
• He'll make you feel good about yourself, and as long as you're both aware it's just a fling, it can be a very postive experience.

#8- The Workout Guy
Description:

• You'll meet him in the gym or jogging, He's ripped, sexy and super-fit.
  
• It's like dating a muscular male version of a 13-year-old girl with an eating disorder
  
• His fridge will be filled with smoothies, wheatgrass, and a huge jar of protein powder.

#9- The Party Guy
Description

• Has a toung piercing, So when you kiss him for the first time you'll jump back.
  
• Party guy is great in bed, Just remeber that he's totally unreliable and always uses a condom.