1) Common sense and logic. He doesn't need to be a genius, but I have to be able to hold an intelligent conversation with him once in a while. Call me intolerant, but I cannot stand people that I can't do that with.
2) Mature. Doesn't need to act like he's 50 - I need someone that'll joke around with me - but he can't be doing any of that constantly showing off shit. No jumping off walls for no reason, no punching volleyballs as hard as he can every time it comes near him, no jumping to reach the rim of the basketball hoop 30 times, etc. None of that. And no guffawing as stuff like sperm or dick.
3) I want someone who can joke around with me, but he also needs to be able to be mature and serious when necessary. I can't handle someone who's still joking around in a serious situation.
4) Obnoxiousness. I need a guy that's obnoxious and loud and boisterous and is good at being the center of attention. I'm pretty obnoxious myself, so shy guys just annoy me. I feel like I'm completely dominating them, and I hate that.

~Maggot

Someone who is there for me and has a sense of humor

I think I already posted in a thread like this . . . but whatever.
I generally like kinda geeky guys. Musicians, gamers, computer geeks, etc.

And they have to have a good sense of humor . . . and be at least 5'8".
Also helps if they have a cute smile and sparkley eyes. xP
They'd have to be nice to me, but not super nice to everyone else. They shouldn't cross the line in rudeness or meanness though.

I like guys who have a sense of humor and is interesting. Someone who can read a difficult book and can summarize it for me. Someone who isn't shy, but isn't very cocky either; confident, but not arrogant. He has to have a kind heart. Passive sometimes, but mostly assertive. He has to act his age. He has to be himself around his friends, family, and others. Honest and faithful. Knows when to leave you alone and when to comfort you.

Someone who's "real"
no pretentions.

respects me/is polite/kind to me
doesnt force me into drugs/sex
takes care of me/protects me

doesn't tell my secrets to people. trustworthy.

*sits with an evil chuckle*
*thinks* yyeeess tell me ALL your secrets..ALLLL YOUR SECRETS >=D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
*lightning and thunder*

lol

and yeh this thread has been done loads of times before,

Yeah, but the more info the better.
Then I can make a census and become "all ladies man" and milk them for money!
ITS GENIUS!

become "all ladies man" and milk them

I lol'd

lol ^

Pandora. wrote:

respects me/is polite/kind to me
doesnt force me into drugs/sex
takes care of me/protects me

doesn't tell my secrets to people. trustworthy.

So basically you don't want an abusive ass.

Wow, way to go.

~Maggot

mmmmmm
aaaasssss:drool:

Maturity

Mine hurts.

~Maggot

You want your guy to be mature?

.............How much did you make?

.........................................................How much what?

~Maggot

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