[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
so far :1

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on air .
so far : 6

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the whole Matrix.
[x] sometimes] You type only with two fingers
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose, eye, etc.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
so far: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 16

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[x] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this
so far:

x4= 84

im 84% blond LMAO

NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 and RE POST this as "your total in
percent blond

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
so far :3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on air .
so far : 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the whole Matrix.
[ ] sometimes] You type only with two fingers
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose, eye, etc.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 6

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
so far: 11

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
it.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 12

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[ ] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this
so far: 13

x4

52%

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
so far : 2

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on air .
so far : 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the whole Matrix.
[ ] sometimes] You type only with two fingers
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose, eye, etc.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 5

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
so far: 7

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 10

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[x] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this
so far: 14

x4= 56%

oh shit. i just saw how long this is and was like...yeah fuck nooooo

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
so far : 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x...] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on air .
so far : 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the whole Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose, eye, etc.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 10

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
so far: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x!!!] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 16

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[ ] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this
so far: 20


NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 and RE POST this as "your total in
percent blond

4x = 80%

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
so far : 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on air .
so far : 6

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the whole Matrix.
[] sometimes] You type only with two fingers
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose, eye, etc.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
so far: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 18

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this
so far: 22

22x4 = 88%

[-] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[-] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[-] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
so far :2

[-] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[-] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[-] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[-] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[-] You have choked on air .
so far : 3

[-] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[-] You've never seen the whole Matrix.
[-] sometimes] You type only with two fingers
[-] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[-] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose, eye, etc.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 4

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[-] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[-] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[-] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
so far: 6

[-] You use your fingers to do simple math
[-] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[-] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 8

[-] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[-] You break a lot of things
[-] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[-] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[-] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this
so far: 10

x4= 40

Haha, I'm not a blonde! :p

[-] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[-] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[-] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[-] You have ran into a tree/bush.
so far :1

[-] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[-] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[-] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[-] You just sang them to make sure.
[-] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[-] You have choked on air .
so far : 1

[-] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[-] You've never seen the whole Matrix.
[-] sometimes] You type only with two fingers
[-] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[-] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose, eye, etc.
[-] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 1

[-] You have fallen asleep in class
[-] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[-] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[-] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[-] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
so far: 1

[-] You use your fingers to do simple math
[-] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[-] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[-] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 2

[-] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[-] You break a lot of things
[-] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[-] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[-] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[-] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[-] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this
so far: 2

Total: 8