Hey people, here is a good reason why you should not sleep with Paris Hilton...there's an actual link to a picture of her perscription here too! *Link Removed*
Would you have sex with Paris Hilton?
Okay, here’s the scenario: You are in Hollywood and out for a night of drinking at a local hot spot. You’ve had a few drinks but are still with it enough to spot hotel heiress Paris Hilton out of the corner of your eye. Armed with a stomach full of liquid courage, you make your move. You go up to Paris and ask for a ‘guided tour of her hotel’. She laughs, tells you that she likes funny guys, and asks if you if you want to go home with her. What do you do after you get back to her place?
1. Sleep with her and see what all the fuss is about?
2. Tell Paris Hilton that you need to go to the bathroom but ramble through her mail drawer and hope to find Nicole Ritchie’s phone number instead?
3. Just ask her if you can be in the next season of ‘The Simple Life’?
If you picked:
-Number 1, you are S.O.L. my friend because you now have herpes! Yes, that is correct, Paris Hilton has herpes…see here for the prescription to prove it.
-Number 2, I’m sure you are S.O.L. again because if Paris has it….I’m sure Nicole Ritchie has it!
-Number 3, you are the next reality star! Oh wait…that show got cancelled didn’t it?
YOU!
