No sir.

In the time it took you to come up with that idea, you could've bummed $6 off a friend and bought real lube.

Wierd question for ya, were' you gonna wring out the couch or try putting down a drainpan next time?
Honestly though, it's just gonna be easier to get real lube.

when girls anal masturbate they use there vaginal lube dont they?

thats what I thought... so a dick wouldnt be a hell of alot different, but hey, im just guessing

nvm

all I was trying to say was, if you can use it for anal masturbation then why not sex?

Maybe im wrong, as I said I was just taking a guess bud..

I really wouldn't advise that, it seems like a really shifty idea. It sounds like a lot of screaming, and crying. Like giving birth, from your anus.

i dont wanna sound crude but it works fine in porn lol :p

Porn actresses anus' are gaping, stretched brutalized holes of DOOM.

fair comment lol

So, you cannot, in anyway, compare the average, water tight, anus to the likes of a porn actress' poor excuse for an anus.

NOPE!!! u need real LUBE and lots of it!!!

Umm, I would have to say no, absolutely no.
Buy real lube, you just can't be 'cheap' about these things.

I would buy lube. Don't chance it.

I wouldn't recommend that..it seems kinda dangerous.

That was one heck of a disturbing question.

Get a job and buy some god damn lube...

The_Metal_Prince wrote:

I really wouldn't advise that, it seems like a really shifty idea. It sounds like a lot of screaming, and crying. Like giving birth, from your anus.

The_Metal_Prince wrote:

Porn actresses anus' are gaping, stretched brutalized holes of DOOM.

AHAHHAHHAHAHAH, this is why i love you

The_Metal_Prince wrote:

Porn actresses anus' are gaping, stretched brutalized holes of DOOM.

:rofl: Nicely put


And you could...but yeah...no matter how wet she gets, lube is still a good idea.
So let us, weigh your pros and cons:

Pro: You are prepared
Cons: You are out a few bucks, and you chance the idea of her hurting so much and never letting your dick near her ass ever again.

Do your cons outweigh your pros? Are your pros worth the cons?

Results: Buy lube

What she said